College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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