Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can I color on your dick again?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
