It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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