I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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