Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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