O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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