She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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