It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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