i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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