I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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