Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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