I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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