I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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