I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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