brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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