i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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