Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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