idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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