How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
