So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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