Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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