i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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