I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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