I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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