I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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