Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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