Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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