Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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