i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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