I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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