New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
