is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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