No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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