I puked a lego.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize