You made me cry and you don't even care
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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