Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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