I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize
