I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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