google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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