Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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