I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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