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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.

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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.

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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN

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(615): View more from Tennessee

That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion

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(614): View more from Ohio

So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.

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