Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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