I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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