she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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