i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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