once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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