idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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