i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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