How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
