You made me cry and you don't even care
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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