your parents love me but you hate me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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