How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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