i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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