I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
how does that bad decision feel?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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