do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
