He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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